Saturday, January 26, 2008

Snow, Ballet, and Highly Effective Interrogation Tactics


Notice the lovely cardboard sled... We subsequently went to Target in search of a real sled, and, upon reaching the aisle where they carry sleds, both kids exclaimed: "Those aren't sleds!!! Sleds are made from cardboard!" Yipes!!!

Justine started ballet classes, which at her age, consists mostly of a pack of 10 giggly 3-4 year olds in pink leotards and tutus, swirling around in a somewhat organized fashion. More than anything, it is 5 sessions of photo-ops for the stack of parents who line the walls of the studio every Sunday. And an exercise in patience for the already very patient instructor. All in all, it has been a huge success: Justine loves it, I'm entertained, and the boys get to spend some boy time together (not sure what that really entails, but I'm picturing both in their underwear with a couple of empty beer/milk bottles lying around, watching a Carolina game on the big-screen TV...)


The "why" questions, after taking a short vacation, are back in style... I lost my work ID the other day, which is an awful inconvenience since I have to use it to get into the garage/building, and to remove the kids from the daycare facility. Not having my ID, I had to hop out of the car before we got to the garage. What followed upon the announcement of the impending change of schedule:
me: "Guys, daddy will drop you off today, since I lost my ID and have to go get a new one"
V&J: "Why?"
me: "Because I can't get in through the normal entrance"
V&J: "Why?"
me: "Because I lost my ID"
V&J: "Why?"
me: "It was an accident. I had it and now it's gone. I left it somewhere and now I can't find it"
V&J: "Why?"
me: "I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't mean to!!!!!! It was an accident!"

Wait a second.... Maybe WE should try the "Why" tactic....

Thursday, January 10, 2008

What I got for Christmas, part II

Couldn't pass the opportunity to share this...

We're herding the kids toward the garage this evening, and we run into some colleagues, whose daughter used to go to the daycare with Vasco and Justine, and who we haven't seen for a while. We're chatting, and Vasco volunteers that Santa came to our house on Christmas.
V: "I got Spiderman!"
Julie, my colleague: "That sounds cool, Vasco. What did you get, Justine?"
J: "I got toenails!"

And who says Santa only brings coal to the bad kids!!! :)

Just in case you are wondering, the translation is rather simple:
"I got toenails" = "I got nail polish"